sarah kunst

bpsquared:

Let’s Review:
-If we aren’t sleeping with you, we are sleeping with our phones
-We sometimes shun late night booty call/texts, but still appreciate
the attention.
-Unless a girl has a work crush in the office, the main purpose of
“getting ready” in the morning is for our commute (possible cute boy
sighting), or our lunch break (also possible cute boy sighting).
-Any public place is an opportunity to meet our future husband. We go
through the motions of riding the subway or getting coffee, but we are
really thinking, “If I were to trip and fall right here right now,
which cute boy would run to my rescue?” (immediately followed by)
“What a great story for the grandkids!”
-Gchat is a place where sanity goes to die.
-Pop chips are basically flavored air, a substance that girls live for